Updated: September 5, 2005

Dear Kagome, Yes, while this in all regards may be considered an 'Ask Kagome' thing thus meaning I the purpose of this system is that you are to solve the writer's (e.g me) problems. But, I am a kind soul and shan't burden you as a problem solver! Instead, I shall help YOU! I have noticed that you seem to be... shall I say.... failing your studies V.V. Quite disappointing as from the files I've bribed of a bunch of imbeciles (they are imbeciles.... anyone who calls me fart-face in front of me is just plain corrupted). Back to the topic, I have came up with the most obvious solution! While not having ahd to use it due to my intellectually superior mind, it has worked wonders for my less-competent followers! It may have not occured to you, sweet soul that you are but the solution is simple! CHEAT!!!!!! Copy from someone,bribe someone to give you the answers! It matters not! Cheating is the solution to many a problem! Of course, if you do not wish to opt to go for that road (and I blame you not. Its risks are high. Ask the pathetic fool who knows nothing that I have abandoned for a far better follower), then I suppose I must bring you up to scratch with the power of my holy aura! If you wish, I shall help.... My door is always open *twiddles fingers in evil fake-British-accent villain* But then, so as not to defeat the purpose of this system, I do have one question. What is your opinion of that friend of yours, Houjou? And do you think he'd make a good follower in terms of that he'll be ideal to release your anger on (you know, blast him with an Uzi if you messed up an assassination mission and etc.)? Komouri-Ou

Dear Inuyasha, hi, i'm curious... u no wen u lost ur powers in that one episode and u got bitten by that spider demon guy. how were u able to smell kagomes scent if ur powers were gone. gosh i hate spiders. ps don't take it personally this is not to be ment as a love question. oh and i spelled this stuff wrong on purpose! c ya!! a new fan

Dear Sango, Miss Sango, know that I highly respect you (Yes, I know. Impossible, yet true). I like your big boomerang which reminds me of something I have *evil smirk*, only mine isn't as bent as that, mind you. If you didn't get that, don't. It shall make you slap me (and if you must, preferabbly on the bum j/k). However, I must ask you something...... are you really Australian cause your Hiraikotsu is highly reminescent of the boomerang (an Australian plaything) and of course my 'thing' (unbent version)? Now, I must stop this vulgar letter but I shall send you a remixed song to show my respect: " Down in an English fair, One evening I was there, There I heard a showman shouting underneath the flaire You've got a lovely Bunch of Coconuts, There they are Standing in A Row, Big Ones, Small Ones, Some as Big as your head, Give em' a twist of the flick of the wrist, Thats what the Showman said. You've got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts, Every ball you throw will make me rich, There Stands....er.... YOU, the idol of me life, Singing Roll A Bowl A Ball A Penny A Pitch! You've got a lovely Bunch of Coconuts (They're Lovely), There they are Standing in A Row (1,2,3,4), Big Ones, Small Ones, Some as Big as your head (And Bigger), Give em' a twist of the flick of the wrist, Thats what the Showman said. etc." Note: If you don't know what coconuts mean, I implore you to not find out but really, you do have a lovely bunch of coconuts. Komouri-Ou

Dear Inuyasha, Inuyasha *kooooooofffffff* I am your father! *koooooooooofffffffffff* Give me drugs fool *koooooooffffffffff* I got a long d*** which glows *kooooooooooffffffffff* I love you *koooooooooffffffffffff* I've got asthnma *koooooooofffffffff* Inu Taishou

Dear Fluffy, Yo, wassap ya asswipe dawg! Know what, homie! Why yo so bad at you grammar, foo! I mean yo 'dis Sesshoufucka' and 'dis fuckamaru' is annoyin, yo! Yo, don't give me any of yo bull that you tryin to be mysterious yo! cause yo ain't moon head! Yo know what, I'm gonna find yo Rin and show her some lovin, yo! And don't disrespect da jaken, yo! He da Yoda pimp, yo! Yo Yo Yo Yo! And yo know what da best part is yo! I know where you live, yo, but yo don't know where I live yo! Yo know what! After I show Rin some lovin how bouts yo and me share a bed! Thats right yo, I'm gay! Break dance! *whrrrrrrr* Bie, bro! Inuyasha..... ON DRUGS!!!

Dear Kouga, Kouga, its obvious (no, duh!) that you love Kagome. While there is nothing wrong with that, I ask, aren't you worried that your child will be a hanyou and thus be ridiculed for life. Whats more, it'll be your relative, so sucks to be you. By the way, your skirt is short, crossdresser. And dogs are evolved wolves. So, Inuyasha will defeat you because of genetics. Plain and simple. And because you killed Ginkotsu, you're evil. I hate you. And you're weak. You need Shikon Shards to be super fast. Your potential mate, Ayame doesn't. So basically, you suck, unevolved species. Go back to play with your frilly Barbie dolls, neandrethal. Komouri-Ou

Dear Inu Gumi, Ahem, I must now judge all of you in a biased manner. Inuyasha: Your ears are too big. I'll cut it of soon. Beware. And I know you slept with Kikoyu..... Oh, I know! And you are a murderer. Think of all those demons you killed! They never hurt anyone! But you....evil to the end I say! Kagome: CHEAT! Its the only way to win. Don't let petty morals cloud you. Survival of the fittest. I will survive and everyone will die. Thats 'Survival of the Fittest'. And I like your short skirt ^^ Miroku: Your Kazaana looks like 'that which all men wish to enter' including you. I forsee a great future. Leches are one of the people allowed in MY new world once I get rid of this filthy democratic world replacing it with a world where only me and my followers matter. You shall have your own private room and be supplied with women when need be. And I shall be sure that their butts are well-rounded. MAy justice follow you everywhere. Sango: *bows* Oh great Sango, you are like a bat! Yes, a bat! Like bats, you are holy! Like bats, you are the epitome of beauty! Oh, great goddess, if ever the chance, I would gladly do whatever you wish (not literally). In my new world, you shall be queen and unlike most men, I won't cheat (tests are a different matter). Kouga: I hate you. You killed Ginkotsu. And you're not evolved. Die...... Shippo: You're so cute and fluffy and short! Your a lucky fox for obvious reasons. I do pity your life with your dad dead and all. Still, you're short. Short people are inferior in the new world and thus you must 'tallify' yourself.... OR DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Short is a metaphor for being a loser! You don't wanna be a loser, do you? Sesshoumaru: Are you a girl or a boy? I'm not really sure. Anyway, that white cloud-like thing on your shoulder must be cut. It is of no use and will be too much of a distraction in the new world..... However, to be fully accepted you must respect Master Jaken who has been revealed to become the midget named Yoda in a future life! He must be obeyed.... or else *shnick*! Well, that was long. Anyway, farewell, to you all! And worry not for the New World has a place for you all (not you Kouga)! Komouri-Ou

Dear Fluffy, Im your biggest fan i wish i was a very pretty girl from another anime and then put into inuyasha and then i would have all the powers in the world and travel with you and have a beautiful kimono and then you secretly had a crush on me and that my voice was calm and very beautiful thats how much i love you please marry mr i know its not a question. kyoto

Dear Miroku, i love you i would bear your child anyday & if you grabbed my butt i wouldn't scream or slap you! PS:sorry sango but i already claimed him as mine, miroku your so sexy... -kiss- mymiroku

Dear Inu Gumi, im sorry if this will make you all mad but... i think: kagome+koga=love inuyasha+sango=love miroku+me=love kagra+sesshomoru=love kohaku+rin=love kikiyo+ayame+jacken=threesome sorry, but thats what i think! (gives mioku a passtionate kiss good-bye [he kissed back])~blushes~ mymiroku

Dear Kagome, HEY,Kagome! You know how you struggle in school? Just think of it like this: The reason nothing that you have done in the past has affected the future is because you're keeping Naraku at bay. I know this sounds crazy, but I think that you should drop your studies and help Inuyasha in the feudal era. I mean, who's gonna care that 2+2=4 if they're to busy fighting a totalarian dictator? That's what I think. And even if you fail this grade, you still have next year! And with Naraku out of the way by then,(I hope he stays dead)you can focus more on your studies to make up for all those absences. (no this is NOT Inu talking) June

Dear Fluffy, I'm glad they stopped calling you Fluffy. If I didn't know any better, I would have thought that someone was talking about, well, a bloated cat. By the way, you are such a pain in the ass to draw, and your dog form is both freakishly scary and cool! ( please don't kill me over the cat part ) June

Dear Inuyasha, Your older brother is a pain in the ass to talk to, you know that ? (grumbles) stupid gloomy-ass remarks.... Oh god, I hope he didn't hear that! (hides in bush) June

Dear Kouga, you and kagome should be together and if it dosent work out, im always avalible ayame

Dear Kagome, When where you born? Oooo...Oooo! If InuYasha asked you to marry him what would you say? And if you ever had children with him what would you call him or her P.S I jope I don`t inbeares you*sweatdrops Shen

Dear Fluffy, Why do they call you Fluffy? Well yes it LOOKS like fluff, but how can we be sure? Of course I'VE never felt it, but I think it's fur, not fluff, and I know that it can be used as a weapon, so it's much to deadly for fluff. Why not just call you Sesshomaru? For you, Fluffy sounds just too cute and cuddly. And no one would ever want to cuddle with Sesshomaru. But Fluffy? Who knows..... Kagria

Dear Inuyasha, Do you anything about love? Shinichi: Why ask that? Because I want to mister "Savoir of the Japanese police." and besides, you haven't even confessed to Ran. Shinichi: Uh... I can't. I mean I have been turned into a kid. You had better hope Ran doesn't read this. Anyway, Do you know what "Love" is InuYasha? Matt and Shinichi Kudo

Dear Fluffy, Shinichi: Don't say anything to make him pissed off. I know. Sesshomaru, if you hate humans, then why is Rin- Shinichi: What are you leaving me in your will? Shut it! anyway, why is Rin in your group? Shinichi: Your dead. We'll see. Matt and Shinichi Kudo

Dear Kagome, Uh... Shinichi: Can't think of anything, can you? You wanna write it then? Shinichi: Yes. Fine! Shinichi: Alright then. Kagome, why don't you just give InuYasha a handful of "Sits" next- Wait! let me finish. Shinichi: Alright. Thanks, -next time you see InuYasha with Kikyo, Why not give him a handful of "Sits"? Matt and Shinichi Kudo

Dear Inu Gumi, Do you you think all of you- Shinichi: Could take Dante from the "Devil May Cry" games- On? Seriously, could you take on a guy who- well, I'll let Shinichi say what Dante can do. Shinichi: Walk on walls, use guns like crazy, turn into a demon, and wield a sword with inhuman skill. Right. So (ALL of you have to answer) do you think you take someone like that on? Matt and Shinichi Kudo

Dear Fluffy, (Breaks down door) I'm here for you Sess. (Walks through hall and passes InuYasha) Must be hanyou as well. (Points gun at Fluffy's head) Well, Sesshomaru, ready to die? Dante

Dear Fluffy, I've heard of your past, sounds like you'd put up one hell of a fight. But know this: As a demon hunter, I would not hold back for any reason. So, when I come, will you be ready? Dante

Dear Kagome, Shinichi: Wow, she's even hotter than Ran. Uh... (evil grin) Shinichi, whats Ran's favorite song? Shinichi: "Koi wa Thrill, Shock, Suspense" why? Uh... (Koi wa Thrill, Shock, Suspense plays) (Ran enters) Ran: Come with me NOW Conan! (Ran drags Shinichi out) Right, anyway Kagome, why do you want to kill Naraku? He didn't do anything to you, did he? Matt, Shinichi Kudo, and Ran

Dear Shippou and Kirara, Now that Shinichi is layed out- ("Koi wa Thrill, Shock, Suspense" plays) *Koi wa Thrill, Shock, Suspense,* *Mienai chikara tayori ni,* *Kokoro no tobira tozasasu ni tsuyoku... tsuyoku...* (Ran enters) Ran, what are you doing here? Ran: Someone needs to fill in for Conan. I guess, anyway, Shippo- Ran: Oh, he's so cute, and is that a tail? (Touches Shippo's tail) Ran! Easy! Now then, Shippo, what do you think would happen if you got a Jewel Shard? Matt and Ran Mouri

Dear Inuyasha, I hear your good with a sword. Well- (Pulls out Rebellion) So am I. How about we go one-on-one some time? Sword on sword, hanyou vs. hanyou. That sound good to you? Dante

Dear Inuyasha, OH!!! BROTHER INYASHA I HAVENT TALKED TO YOU FOR SO LONG I MISSED U!!! *huggles* OK!! I have had a lot of things on my mind latley and i havent had the time to ask, so...... im gonna ask now! 1: ok you love kagome and kikyo i understand but that does mean that u r admitting that u do love kagome but why dont u say that to her? 2: do you think kagome is beautiful? 3: ok this isnt much of a question but i just feel like saying it, I LOVE U SO MUCH!! DO U LOVE ME TOO? 4: k last one! did sango really get drunk in one of the episodes and try to kiss u? libby

Dear Inuyasha, my stupid brother trent wouldnt let me finish wat i was gonna say so im gonna say it now! Kagome said u were sexier than fluffy. you should be really happy cuz you just beat fluffy in another battle and when kagome says something like that about you u should feel really really really happy!!! i mean SEXY? didnt think she had it in her! libby

Dear Kagome, wow kagome i didnt think u would ever call inuyasha sexy! how lustful!!! TOU ROCK!!!! X3 libby

Dear Fluffy, If I was a dog demon and looked likedreamgirl and is soooo much in common wold you ever date me? Lenora C

Dear Fluffy, Who do you like more out of these 3 girls Sango Kagura or Kagome YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE Lenora C

Dear Sango, Who do u like more Sesshomaru or Miroku? Just to let you know i like sesshomaru he is hotttttttttttttttttttttt. Lenora C

Dear Inuyasha, You are cute but i think your older broter sesshomaru is sexy. Sexy Dog Demon

Dear Fluffy, Why are so many fangirls hitting on Jaken now...? *sweatdrops then grins slightly* Good job Milord! You mustive turned them down enough that they realized that they had to go through Jaken to get to you... *shakes head* That's so sad really... Though amusing at the same time. I know own alot of your merchandise! I have your plush, action figure, wallscroll and even a sesshomaru tee-shirt! *glomps him* I waited for the girls version to come out rather than buy the huge guy one at Hot Topic.... It was pretty cool but there was no color.... This one is in full color it fits perfectly and it has your name, two shots of you and the Inuyasha logo on the back.... Now I just need to get the Inuyasha and Naraku action figures and have my little sesshomaru kill them! Foreshadowing is such a wonderful thing... *gulps as shadow falls over her* Ack!!!!!!!! No I'm sorry I didn't mean the Naraku part!!!! I'll get a kagome instead!!!!! Owwiee!! *the two girls roll out of site cla! wing and biting at each other before Kirra emerges a small wound on her cheek and a bite mark on her ear* Well I better go before SHE wakes up again.... Oh by the way I forget if this was already sent in or what but I know go by Kirra... Since I saw the comment from the other Ayame about the "Sesshy-Poo" Thing... *shivers* Kirra

Dear Kouga, Hay kouga!I think Ginta is cute!Can you tell him for me? YUMI,Sesshomaru's sister

Dear Fluffy, Hey Sesshoumaru!! I noticed something about your mouth, I've never seen your teeth. Do you have fangs or regular teeth? I got two others two: Do accidently scratch Rin and Jaken with your claws, and is your blood poisonious? Teksab Q.

Dear Inuyasha, Yaaa Thankx Inuyasha *play's with ear's* Wow there so cute If u do what to play were play tage okay or we can play ball I like you Inuyasha Rin-Seni

Dear Kagome, Konnichiwa *bows* Nice to hear from u Kagome here I have no use and so does my Lord has no use for jewl shared's here *hands 20 shardes* I had to kill lot's of demon's but my and my Lord is strong enough we don't need this I only wish for ur happyness Yunalesca

Dear Inuyasha, If kagome got cursed and she could die and the only way s to kill kikyo what would you do??? ChibiNeko

Dear Miroku, Who made you become a pervert>>>:D ChibiNeko

Dear Sango, Hi sango how come some people spell kirara like that when it is prononed Ki-la-la O_O ChibiNeko/Francesca

Dear Inuyasha, INUYASHA I LOVE YOU YOU ROCK!!!! *HUGS INUYASHA* ChibiNeko/Francesca

Dear Kagome, Hello Kagome *bows* AWould you ever think about becomeing the prietess for kadae village???? ChibiNeko/Francesca

Dear Inu Gumi, Can I ask qustions for kikyo here??? ChibiNeko/Francesca

Dear Kouga, are you bored i am why do you wear a mini skirt and why do you have a sword and never uses it you get annoying some times but your kool!!! ChibiNeko/Francesca

Dear Inu Gumi, Will there be any more major characters DEREK

Dear Shippou and Kirara, why are you so cute shippo??? :-D Francesca&ashley

Dear Miroku, X_x;; You scare me.. I swear to god you do... I had a dream.. that I beared your child.. o_O and Sango was trying to.. uh.. kill me, you and our child, but only ended up killing herself because she was to stupid to even know.. how to use a knife... -sweatdrop- Izumi-san

Dear Sango, o_O How can you not know how to use a knife?????!!!! Izumi

Dear Kouga, o_O Kouga.. what's with the skirt.. >> << -lifts his skirt up and takes a picture- BUWHAHAHAHAHAH! FOR MY ALBEM!!!!! -runs away- Rei

Dear Inu Gumi, Sango! Kagome!! *pulls them aside* Wouldn't it be funny to have ALL the guys dressed as women?? *Whispers* I think Miroku would do it with a little incentive... *smirks* And Koga's already wearing a skirt... lol So what do ya think? Even sesshy... though we'd have to drug him... Poor sesshy... *hangs head* But that's okay, we'd have to do the same for Inu I guess... Unless we got Koga to do it first.. then Inu would do it... Kirra

Dear Miroku, do u really watch sango bathe? curious

Dear Inuyasha, Uhhhhhhh......... Brother, in ep. 14 uh when u and kagome were sitting under that tree, were u about to kiss her if she hadent screamed 'NONONONONO' and then pushed you really hard? can i have a hug!!? libby

Dear Fluffy, hii!! sessho what's up?? i have a question do you like kagura or something?? and would you going out with me??? {i know the answer but.....} please *puppy eye* dana

Dear Fluffy, ammm i know this is avery very rude question.....but i sew doujinshi with you and rin....you know what i mean^^''' sooooo are you pedophile or something??? and when rin will be older will you??... and that stuff?? nobody

Dear Fluffy, you can say that you hate your brother but somehow you care about him... this like you wanted to bit your dad to show him your strong and its the same thing with inubaka you want to show him whos the boss!!! so i understand your hurt from that your dad "abandon" you for ahuman and give the Tetsusaiga to your half brother but your still care about him and i guess that deep inside your missing your father and you love him****^^**** by the way i dont think your father was an idiot when he give you Tensaiga and Tetsusaiga to inubaka ,he had apoint in that sorry for bother you...but i just wanted to make that clear,am i right??? dana

Dear Miroku, YOUR COOL jaja

Dear Inu Gumi, Sango: We need help. There's a pervert in our school and he won't leave us alone!! We need help!!!!!! Miroku: You should know A LOT about perverts so can you tell us how hard we need to smack him? Kikyo: How could you put up with Kagome and Inuyasha kissing? It must be hard. Inuyasha: Why do you even LOVE Kagome? Kagome: No offense to you but we really do not like you... Kikyo: Answer our question on HOW you put up with that. Osaka + Yumi

Dear Inu Gumi, I need to know if love is so strong how can it break so eazly how can one person fall out of love if there is love out there why dp ppl chose to hate it is love really for everone? If u Sesshomaru have no time now but have some in the futcuer whould you what to love and why is it so hard to fall out of love when u two ppl allmost kill each other *piont's to Inuyasha and Kikyo* Why can u just love the one u got I knwo I stpid right now but I don't know why love is so damm hard *start's to cry* i think I need a huge Hate's Life

Dear Inuyasha, Inuyasha, can you do me a favor? If i asked you to kill me, would you? I just wanna know --- maybe you would if i steal HER soul away from HER --- maybe you won't Kill me now before I do.... *disappears into mists* Maris - the shadow stalker

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