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Dear Sesshomaru,

Hai Sesshomaru-sama! But what if we can not find Jaken?....Would you play with me Sesshomaru-sama?

Rin


Rin,

This Sesshomaru does not ‘play’ Rin, but I will amuse you to pass the time until we find Jaken. What is it you would like to play, Rin?

Sesshomaru


Dear Inuyasha,

Yay *plays with your ears* by the way i think your cute *kisses you on the cheek and runs off*

Baka Busu


Dear Baka Busu,

*blinks as she runs off* Feh! I’m not cute! I’m a half demon who should be feared! *rubs his cheek with his arm* …baaaka… now I’ll have to take a bath.

Inuyasha


Dear Miroku,

Why were you so shocked when a woman agreed to bear your child? I mean, being asattractive as you are, it shouldn't have come as such a surprise...

Susuu: O.O You seriously WOULD have given him a son, wouldn't you, Dewey-chan??

YES!!! OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE!!! Damn you, finishing school...!!!

Susuu: -_- Too refined to say that sooner?

Of course. Who do you think I am, some common prostitute?

Susuu: Yes.

*Bops Susuu a few times with a clay pot*

Susuu: WHAT?! Wha'd I say?! It yould explain your taste in men!!

*Stops bopping Susuu* ...Says the person who is infatuated with Kouga...

Susuu: *Dreamy look in eyes*

Oh, Kami, not this again...

P.S: Do not give up on Sango! Here, take these: *hand him a copy of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" and a boquet of red, longstem-roses*. I highly reccomend the book. And please do not occompany these roses with asking her to bear your child. Perhaps an invitation to dinner? She seems to have a very sophisticated and slow (slooooooow...) taste in relationships. Take your time and you shall be rewarded. *Sigh* If not me, then someone I can see you happy with...

Susuu: -_- You're so self-sacrificing...

Aren't I just? *Long-suffering sigh*

Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu


Dear Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu,

Well it’s shocking because it hasn’t really happened before I’m much more used to being slapped for asking my question or being hurt in some other manner….. Arigato for the book, the flowers, and the advice. I won’t give up on Sango she is much too important to me. * gives her a hug * Arigato for understanding.

Miroku


Dear Inuyasha,

Ah, I appreicate your answering my questions, now I ask you another set.

From what I gather it wasn't 'your' fault that Naraku entrapped you both in his web of deceit. Also despite what Naraku said about Kikyo's feelings for you being why her defenses went down, I have some doubts.

One, this is your main enemy, why should any of his words be taken seriously when his passion for mind-games is well known?

Secondly, I can sympathize with Kikyo about the 'rude' reawakening from death, before I was resurrected properly, and being used as someone's puppet. However I did not allow myself to become embittered, by the experience and thus still see Kikyo's behavior a flaw of her own making, not by tragic circumstance.

It is your life how you may live it or end it Inu-Yasha, but I still see nothing but grief for you AND your friends if you pursue Kikyo. She has shown a willingness to kill Kagome if she got in the way....is Kikyo worth that risk?

Also taking you with her to Hell will just further damn her soul and your own, giving into her dark desire will bring eternal suffering to you both.

Optimus Prime


Dear Optimus Prime,

*sigh* I know Kikyo’s heart was good at one time… Naraku just manipulated all of us into doing his bidding. Maybe it wasn’t even Naraku, but Onigumo…

I can’t explain why Kikyo was bitter after her re-awakening. I was at first but Kikyo…she’s letting her rage consume her. But maybe if she wouldn’t have gotten involved with a Half Demon like me, then just maybe all this never would have happened…

As far as Kikyo and Kagome are concerned, yes, my life is Kikyo’s…but if she decides to go after Kagome, I will protect her. My life is Kikyo’s but I promised I would always protect Kagome.

In the end, *sits on his Goshinboku branch and tucks his hands into his sleeves* being half demon, eternal suffering is something I know I’m going to have to endure…I owe it to Kikyo to suffer just as much as she does… maybe even more…

Inuyasha


Dear Miroku,

I'm sorry that that book of pick up lines didn't work. Maybe you sould try something else like not gropping her as much.

Aden


Dear Aden,

Not grope her as much…..hmmm…that is a good idea! So I shall try my best to only grope her about…three or four times a day! Arigatou for the wonderful idea!

Miroku


Dear Inuyasha,

...Your utterly pathectic Inu-Yasha! Wanting to die and rot in hell with that dark-miko wench! Argh and I thought the two humans I work with were idiots, but even they aren't this suicidal...

Hiei


Dear Hiei,

Oi! I’m utterly pathetic! Lookit you! The size of a small child AND working alongside a fruitcake who uses a rose whip! Feh, Baka kitsune can’t even get his own look…has to look like me…

Inuyasha


Dear Sesshomaru,

Sesshomaru, from one Demon to another I think you should do your Brother and his band of fools a favor. Kill him if he's still chasing the dead miko or wants to use the damn Shikon jewel to become a full demon, either way it's two headaches the world could go without.

Hiei


Hiei,

Oh, there is no doubt that I will kill my half-breed brother and the band of idiots that travel with him…however, his going to hell would be no concern of mine. I would be rid of him and the Tesseiga would be mine. As for the Shikon no Tama…well, he’ll never get the chance to use it…will he?

Sesshomaru


Dear Inuyasha,

Greetings, Inuyasha. I am typing you this letter since my mother believes (wrongly) that I am hard at work on an essay. And because you are exceedingly "Rockin'" (in the words of Susuu). Susuu herself is tied up in a corner since she is a Kouga-fan, and we can't have that, can we?

Susuu: MMMMF!!! *Is gagged*

Hush, Susuu. As I was saying: If it bothers you so much when people rub your ears, why not wear ear protectors (not my suggestion; in a rare moment of sub-sanity, Susuu commented on your problem and came up with this solution)?

Second: Why red? Not that it doesn't look quite studly on you, but... why red?

Third: What in Kami's name was Yura talking about when she commented on "split ends" in your hair?... I think that was the dubbed version of episode four...possibly... forgive my lack of organization.

Fourth: Have you ever cut your tongue on your fangs? As I phrased it to Tasuki, a fanged bandit, "They seems like an orthodontists' nightmare."

Fifth and Final: Why do you always tease Shippou (other than the given)? If he wasn't so kawaii, he might be quite cool, what with the illusions and all. He pinned your hands under one of his statues when you first met him (What episode was that, Susuu? // MMMMMFFF!! // Oh, right...). And he DID fight Manten. His cute appearance is his cross-to-bear, and you tease him relentlessly. Susuu would probably comment on how Shippou can be "frickin' annoying," but she's all tied up at the moment... that's what you get for fraternizing with the enemy Susuu... shame.

Arigato, Inuyasha.

Dew Shan of Egypt and "Mmmfuu"


Dear Dew Shan of Egypt and "Mmmfuu",

An essay? Oi, if you’re anythin’ like Kagome that’s somethin’ that you should be working on…she’s always whinin’ that she never has time for her sch-ool thing…

*twitches ears* As far as these ear protectors go, Kagome brought a pair back once…*grumbles* …baka ninja toys…I couldn’t hear a damn thing! Everythin’ was muffled and I hated it…I’d rather listen to Shippou’s whinin’ then wear those again…

Red? Oh my Fire rat kimono…didn’t really have any other choice.

Kagome explained split-ends to me, it has something to do with’er prissy looks. If I remember correctly…the wench Yura complained that I didn’t care for my hair right! Who cares! I got more to worry about then my hair…feh…women.

Naw, my fangs don’t give me problems unless Kagome slams me into the ground while I’m talkin’…then I always seem to bite my tongue…but it heals fast, so I don’t worry that much about it.

I always tease Shippou cause the little brats’ annoyin’ as hell! But more or less, the kid’s pack…er…like family to all of us and we all just kinda fell into it. Kagome’s the pups’ mom…and me, I’m the much cooler, handsome older brother who gets to beat up on him…but the brat proved himself when he protected the group in the temple when they were all poisoned…earned my respect then…

Thanks fer writin’!

Inuyasha


Dear Sesshomaru,

Susuu: "...I should refer this letter to my half-breed brother and the band he travels with..." HEH! Way to twist her words around to bite her in the ass, Fluffy-sama!!! *Raises her hand to high-five Sesshomaru*

*Blink* Do you actually expect him to "high-five" you?

Susuu: Right, right!! *lowers hand*

Anyway... another question: if your out slaying the innocent all day, how do you keep your hair so silky (this question inspired by episode... seven I believe, when you are about to kill Kagome with your poison claw after she drew Tetsusaiga, and you flip your hair. Quite pofessionally. You could be the ancestor of Cher. Interesting...)?

Susuu: Shiny, too. Conditioner, then? Or... a personal stylist?

Quite possibly. He has the attitude for it, don't you think?

Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu


Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu,

*blinks at the girls antics* Unlike other demons (or half demons), I descended from a great demon lord and lady…I inherited my looks, bone structure, features, from my mother and father…also, unlike my half breed brother, I take care of my self and bathe….frequently.

Sesshomaru


Dear Miroku,

Monk for the sake of your life and those of your friends here's some friendly advise from a Demon/Youkai who's been around. If Inu-Yasha still wants to use the jewel to become a full-demon, best you either talk him out of it or suck him into your wind tunnel....the fool doesn't get that the jewel is bad news. As tainted as the jewel is, such a selfish wish will condemn the hanyou to become a beast akin to the demon of demons that became the jewel with the miko who felled the thing. Once the jewel is fully put together it retains it's full abilites, and that means it'll take Inu-Yasha's soul and replace his with an evil one when he's turned to a full demon...hence why I didn't go after the damn thing. It's too risky.

Hiei


Dear Hiei,

In all honesty I have told him that the using the jewel may bring bad consequences for his bad request from it. And of course he is stubborn and did not take what I said seriously. I do believe that he is seeing himself now as a stronger hanyou than he though he was before. If this progress continues and we defeat Naraku he will understand that he has no use of the jewel to make him stronger, and a full youkai. I think he just feels that he needs to be stronger, and he is looking to the shikon no tama as an easy method of escape, no matter what happens after. Now, If I am wrong and we do collect the shards and he does become a full demon then…Kagome, Sango and I would have to find a way to stop him from going out of control and taking innocent lives. Kagome has stopped him before, and I’m sure she will be the one that reaches him in our future travels.

Miroku


Dear Sango,

can you make homework go away?

hate midterms


Dear hate midterms,

Ano…..is this homework…house work? If it’s like house work then the only way you can get rid of it is by doing it. But I’m not too fond of doing house work I would much rather be …exterminating youkai so you will have to do it yourself, gomen.

Sango


Dear Miroku,

can you fly???? cuase my friend has a mineture of you and I sort-of borrowed it and then sort-of gave him the senic view of the lunch room, then she said Miroku doesn't fly, and thus ended up with your mineture... so can you fly??

can you fly


Dear can you fly,

* sweatdrops* The only time I can fly is when I am flying on Kirara. I’m sure that the miniature me would have been very happy with the scenic tour you showed him if there were many pretty girls around. Now about these….miniature things…would you happen to know where I could get one that resembles Sango? It would be very…nice..to have.

Sango: Houshi-sama……what are you doing?

Miroku: Ara….Just responding to letters! Nothing perverted…. *gets hit anyway* …..*pouts* I didn’t even do anything… I didn’t even ask if this person would bear my child…

Miroku and Sango


Dear Inuyasha,

Just between you and me, what do you REALLY think about Shippou?

Sammi-beta


Dear Sammi-beta,

Eh? *looks at the kitsune* Little brat’s annoying as Hell… but he’s pack. He’s okay for a whining pest though…

Inuyasha


Dear Shippou and Kirara,

two questions derected at both.. Kirara what does sango feed you? Miricule grow??? maybe you should eat some of that stuff Shippou it might make you larger...

.<.<’


Dear .<.<’ ,

Kirara: Mew! *tilts head then carries over fish and drops it*

Shippou: Miracle Grow? Kagome!! I want some!!!

Kagome: *sweatdrops* No you don’t Shippou….

Shippou and Kirara


Dear Kouga,

why don't u just give up? its obvious kagome doesn't like u like that!

kag and inu fan11


Dear kag and inu fan11,

Well Inukkuro loves that dead girl and I laid claims on Kagome! She’s my Woman! I bet you’re really Inukkuro!

Inuyasha: Oi!! Teme!! Stop annoying MY fans! *smirks* And Kagome is NOT your woman!! *turns and growls as Kouga clasps Kagome’s hands in his*

Kagome: *forced smile* Hi Kouga-kun…

Kouga, Kagome, and Inuyasha


Dear Miroku,

*hands him a Sango plushie and a book of pick up lines* have fun houshi-sama!!!!!

Aden


Dear Aden,

Arigato! * hides the Sango plushie and walks over to Sango* Sango…

Sango:…..What do you want Houshi-sama this better not be perverted

Miroku: The word of the day is legs lets spread the wor…*gets smacked*

Sango: HENTAI!

Miroku: I guess…it doesn’t work…..

Sango: WHAT doesn’t work!

Miroku: The book, Aden was talking about these things called “pick up lines” that are supposed to make you want to bear my child.

Sango: *takes the book and goes to burn it*

Miroku: *sits on the ground and takes out the Sango plushie* At least your not against me…*looks up the plushie’s kimono…* Sango what its this white undergarment….*gets hit again*

Miroku, Sango, and a Cameo by Hiraikotsu


Dear Sesshomaru,

Hello Sesshomaru-sama *smiles* how are you doing today? Do you know where Jaken is? I want to go make fun of him.

Rin


Dear Rin,

*looks to the girl* Good evening Rin…Jaken is still hiding from the last time you said that you wanted to play a game...I’ll help you find him. He should be attending to you… *walks toward the path to the forest* Rin. Come.

Sesshomaru


Dear Sango,

You are truely the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Forget about that perverted monk and marry me. I'll make sure you have everything you could possibly want, and more. That monk is not worthy of your love.

Kuranoske


Dear Kuranoske,

*blushes* Ara … I must defeat Naraku before I can even think about doing anything else in my life… *blushes even more* Ano….Houshi-sama has some good qualities…and ano I… Ara….*blushes even more* I will have to decline your offer., gomen.

Sango



Dear Sesshomaru,

Out of the following, which is most annoying: a) listening to Jaken sing

b) being called "Fluffy" by every single fangirl on the face of the planet

c) having something repeated over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over or

d) breaking a nail

Typo-chan


Typo-chan, (If I Must call you by that ridiculous suffix),

All of those seem especially annoying…however, as a demon, breaking a claw (not a nail) isn’t that painful, nor is it hard to heal. However, the Fluffy thing…is something I loathe…

Sesshomaru


Dear Miroku,

I'll bear your child* *glomps so hard you turn blue* But we gotta get married first! I'll move to feudal japan, and we'll get hitched! (kisses cheeck* BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!

rei-chan


Dear rei-chan,

*blinks and looks confused * You will? Marriage? Ara…I can’t get married. I’m on a quest to remove this curse...I must do that before I take a wife… *sits there still confused by the fact someone actually said yes*

Miroku


Dear Sesshomaru,

*Blink* "Weak humans"? I believe a wise man one said "Beware of stupid people in large groups." I have a feeling "stupid" could cover "weak" as well. And Jaken is weaker than most humans I know. Does it bother you that Jaken is so weak (other than the Staff of Heads).

Susuu: The Staff is a sissy weapon, anyway.

Hush, Susuu.

Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu


Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu,

If we’re discussing stupid people in large groups, I should refer this letter to my half-breed brother and the band he travels with…however, Jaken is useful in his own way… he entertains Rin. I can defend myself perfectly.

Sesshomaru


Dear Miroku,

Hey Miroku! How many times do you peep on Kagome and Sango when they bath?

Bumblebee


Dear Bumblebee,

*gets a humble look on his face* Peep? While Sango and Kagome-sama are bathing. I do no such thing!

Sango: You better not be lying Houshi-sama…

Miroku: I am a servant of Buddha, I do not lie about these things……*notices the boomerang coming closer to his head*

Sango: HOUSHI-SAMA!

Miroku: Ah! I didn’t, Sango! I swear!!!

Miroku and Sango


Dear Shippou and Kirara,

This question is particularly to Shippou: DO you feel that your appearance prevents you from being taken seriously? Kiara can transform into a, to coin the phrase, "badass" creature, but you always turn into something at least reasonably kawaii. Does this bother you?

Susuu: Kawaii!!! *Reaches to pinch Shippou's cheeks*

*Restrains Susuu* I apologise for my baka friend.

Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu


Dear Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu,

*Shippou scratches his head* I guess it does bother me a little that I’m not taken seriously, but there are a lot of times I have been! Look at when I took on Maten! I think he knew I was serious when I bit’im! I may be small, but my powers can be taken seriously!

Inuyasha: Keh! Powers?! Illusions is more like it, brat!

*Shippou slaps an idol on Inuyasha’s head and it slams him into the ground* HAAAA!!!

Shippou and Inuyasha


Dear Sesshomaru,

Do you like: bats, cats, gnats, hats, mats, rats? Do you like the fried rice they serve in the Chinese Buffet?

CT


CT,

Fried rice? I prefer my rice steamed…and no. Bats are annoying, Cats are worse. Jaken enjoys Gnats on occasion...hats? No. This Sesshomaru would never wear a hat. Mat…I suppose you’re referring to what Jaken sleeps on…and rats disgust me.

Sesshomaru


Dear Miroku,

I believe that I have come to the end of my tether. WHY do so many women believe you are a hentai simply because you NEED someone to carry on your name and mission in case you die before Naraku is defeated? That is NOBLE, not perverted. You come on strong (MANY women can vouch for that), but that is only because the "wooing" aspect of a ralationship is a bit lost if it is life-or-death, don't you agree?

Susuu: Dew Shan is quite infatuated with you. Can you tell?

*Bops Susuu hard on the head* Hush, Susuu, the adults are talking. Now, as I was saying, when you ask ladies to bear your child, it is for only the most righteous reasons, and if certain boomerang-weilding and time-traveling women believe that your nobility is nothing but etchi behavior, then do not be discouraged in your task. And--

Susuu: Why don't YOU bear his child?

*Bops Susuu harder* Stop interupting, Susuu. As I was ABOUT to say, I can't bear your child, unfortunately, since I and from Kagome's time, and long-distance relationships don't normally work out. Continue to ask the local beauties, but make sure that only the crown jewel of them all bears you a son!

Susuu: But he's already asked Sango!

*Blinks* That's true! Hmmm... and Kagome... this puts a strain on things. Ahem... make sure that the first-runner-up crown jewel bears your child. Unless those two lovelies aren't comepletely lost.

Susuu: We must remember Inu Yasha.

Indeed, Susuu, I wouldn't be able to live on if our monk friend ended up maimed for approaching the wrong woman. That would be unfortunate.

Susuu: Indeed.

Best of luck!!

Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu


Dear Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu,

Arigato for understanding me! I don’t think I’m a lecher either! I am just doing the thing that is necessary. I think the crown jewel of all of the women I have met is Sango…She is truly a rare beauty to find, she just doesn’t understand my ways yet…but I’m sure one day she will *bows his head in respect* Arigato again.

Miroku


Dear Sesshomaru,

Seshy-sama!! *glomps* You are so adorable! You are almost as cute as miroku though. . .*squeezes really hard* I know your a big fluffy evil cutie but I bet you've got a big soft heart! After all, you did save rin, DOn't deny it! *LARGE GRIN*

rei-chan


rei-chan, (another infuriating suffix)

*pries the girl off of him and drops her gently onto the floor* Rin was a different circumstance…one that I will not discuss with the humans that treated her so unkind. Soft heart? Hardly…this Sesshomaru would kill you in an instant…I just don’t find the need to…yet.

Sesshomaru


Dear Kouga,

Susuu is here because she is infatuated with you. I have attempted to talk her out of submitting some of these questions, but she could not be persuaded. Gomen nassai in advance.

Susuu: OMG!! KOUGA, YOU ROCK!!

That's not a question, Susuu.

Susuu: *not listening* Your so hot and MUCH better than that half-breed Inu Yasha...

Inu Yasha-sama, if you are planning to kill her for that, let me get out of the way, first... arigato...

Susuu:... And I was wondering if you like your "woman" for any reason other than that she can see jewel shards?

Gomen, gomen, gomen...

Susuu: Because that's all she really does, I mean, she's not pretty or anything!

Kagome, gomen for that, she's being a baka... again...

Susuu: *Finally paying attention* YOU'RE the one who loves Miroku!!

*Bops Susuu* Well, I suppose we're quite done here. Arigato for reading this mindless ramble, and gomen nassai to you all.

Susuu and Dew Shan of Egypt


Dear Susuu and Dew Shan of Egypt,

Ahh! Arigato for not being a fan of Inukkuro! There’s too many of those already! Oi, Kagome isn’t just a shard detector! She’s beautiful and courageous…and part of my Pack! Ja!

Kouga


Dear Kagome,

Suggestion for how you can get Inu-Yasha to 'forget' about Kikyo.

Do the 'sit' gig only time him down when he's stunned, shuck the cutesy uniform to reveal some lingerie or even better yet bare skin.

Then get to shaggin' the doggy hanyou and soon enough he'll forget her.

Especially if pups come into the equation.

Tusk


Dear Tusk,

*blushes brightly and stammers* Ah…ahhh…I could never replace Kikyo in Inuyasha’s heart and that…idea is a little lecherous…

Miroku: I like the idea! Bare skin soun—

*Sango hits him with a boomerang*

Shippou: Kagome? What does ‘shaggin’ mean…?

*sweatdrops*

Kagome, Miroku, Sango, and a Cameo by Hiraikotsu


Dear Sango,

How do you carry that boomerang???

Typo-chan


Dear Typo-chan,

I have trained with Hiraikotsu for years so I am used to its weight.

Sango


Dear Inuyasha,

Although I am not human and do not fully understand the basics of bond-pairing, there is one thing that puzzles me most.

Why do you insist on remaining loyal to a dead-woman who seeks your death? In my observation she is not the woman you once knew, if anything Kikyo is a twisted sadistic version of her former self.

Secondly, Kikyo has aided YOUR mutual enemy by giving him a large SHikon Jewel fragment and thusly made your trials even harder.

Third; you both were so quick to believe the other betrayed you, it seems to me the bond you and Kikyo had was very fragile and hardly worth anything.

You have a perfectly good person who is at your side through thick and thin who cares for you very deeply, moreso than Kikyo yet you want to be with her.

I do not understand your poor judgement.

Optimus Prime


Dear Optimus Prime,

*Inuyasha sighs and sits under the Goshinboku Tree* Kikyo died for me and I promised her that I would follow her into Hell if that was what she wished of me... She lost so much because of me.

Kagome…

Kagome isn’t Kikyo. Kikyo isn’t Kagome and I know she’ll stay by my side. But I value honor…and I promised to follow Kikyo…even into death…and that’s what I intend to do…

Inuyasha


Dear Sesshomaru,

When are you going to stop fooling around and kill that stupid halfbreed and his band of fools?

Megatron


Megatron,

I will kill my half-wit brother in due time…however, Kohaku and Naraku must be dealt with first.

Sesshomaru


Dear Inuyasha,

Can I play with your ears? Pleasseeeeee?

Baka Busu


Dear Baka Busu, ,

What the Hell?! Why does everyone wanna…*sigh* Oh alright, but pull on’em and NO ONE’S touchin’em again…

Inuyasha


Dear Shippou and Kirara,

Hey kirara do you have parents? and where did u meet sango?

mewgurl


Dear mewgurl ,

*Kirara blinks and thinks back to when she was presented to Sango as a gift from her father* Mew!!

Kirara


Dear Sesshomaru,

your calling us weak... hows the full demon who maybe nots gets his butt kicked, but loses his arm, and ends up not able to kill his half demon brother... I bet you coun't last a day in my shoes running off to bio class then fencing then geol, then trig, so forht and so forth, then their are papers, and such you may be able to rip my arms off my I can beat you in logical stuff... *looks around* I think I got off topic, oh well...

too stressed due to midterms


Stressed ,

Papers? Fencing? You think that worries THIS Sesshomaru. You talk of trivial things that only humans worry about. When you can run into this Sesshomaru and survive, then will I give you the respect of not being called weak….only stupid.

Sesshomaru


Dear Miroku,

who's better you or tasuki?

Abyssinian

Dear Abyssinian,

Ano....I'm not to fimilar with this...Ta..su..ki...but I would have to say I'm better. Will you bear my child?

Miroku


Dear Shippou and Kirara,

Have either of you ever been mistaken for dolls? Sometimes I think you're just too cute to be real!

Sammi-beta

Dear Sammi-beta,

Shippou: Well…sometimes I think that Kagome thought I was one in the beginning. She just hugged me too hard sometimes but I think she’s over that now…besides, I’m getting big enough that MY hugs are strong!! *puffs out chest*

Kirara: *tilts head* Mew!

Shippou and Kirara


Dear Inuyasha,

*how does it feel to suddend be drawn to the ground everytime a certain someone yells "SIT!!"!

me

Dear me,

Keh…baka gaijin…can’t even be original. How do you THINK it feels to be slammed to the ground everytime Kagome has a bad day?! It hurts! Wench slams me to the ground EVERY damn time… *in a mock Kagome voice* “Inuyasha I have to go to my time…I am GOING! OSUWARI!!!” And there I go! Eatin’ dirt!

Kagome: *sweatdrops* I-NU-YA-SHA!!!

Inuyasha


Dear Miroku,

How can you run up to every living female and ask them to bare your children? Don't you have any pride don't you care who the mother is or who will take care of your children or how will they ever make it to adulthood? you could at lest create a trust fund or something...

no I will not bare your child

Dear no I will not bare your child,

Well, Its very easy to run up to every women and ask them to bear my child. It just hurts when they respond like Sango does to my groping her. *sigh* I do know I would not want my child to go through what I did when I was young and have them see their father die by this curse. So I do care.

Miroku


Dear Inuyasha,

Why was the phrase sit chosen for the necklace? Why not something a little more creative?

joe

Dear joe,

Why th’hell you asking me for?! Kagome was the one who chose the damn thing…ask her!

Kagome: I chose “Osuwari” *Inuyasha thuds to the ground*…GOMEN INUYASHA!! I chose that word because it is a Japanese dog command…it is different then me telling Inuyasha to sit next to me…and...well…it was the first thing that came to mind! *smiles*

Inuyasha and Kagome


Dear Sango,

When are things going to get hot and heavy between you Miroku? I really hope you guys kiss at least!

Aden

Dear Aden,

Anou…hot…and heavy? Kagome-chan?

Kagome: *sweatdrops* It’s nothing Sango.

Oh…*blushes brightly* Ahh…Miroku and I…did kiss once…but it was after the battle with Kagura…on the road back to Musashi’s domain…*quickly* But I slapped him afterwards! He didn’t even ask!

Miroku: Ah…Sango…so all I have to do is ask? *moves closer* I think that Aden-san is…on to something…

HENTAI! *hits him with boomerang*

Sango, Kagome, and Miroku


Dear Inuyasha,

what type of cookies do you like?

CT

Dear CT,

Cookies? Oh! Those sweet crackers Kagome brings for Shippou all the time…well, the one’s I steal most frequently from the brat are the ones shaped like demons!!

Kagome: *sweatdrop* Animal crackers, Inuyasha?

Hai! It’s fun biting off their heads!

*Shippou looks in back* KAGOME!! None of my cookies have heads!!

Kagome: INUYASHA!! OSUWARI!!

*THUDS* BAKA WENCH!!

Inuyasha, Shippou, and Kagome


Dear Miroku,

Can i bear your child?

Aden

Dear Aden,

Hai *grins* that would be accepta...*boomerang hits him in the head*

Sango: Gomen ne Houshi-sama is....unconcious now...so he can't do what you requested...

Sango and Miroku





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