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Updated: june 15, 2004
Dear Miroku,You know i still do want to bear your child but alas Sango will prolly kill ya and we really dont want to have a dead monk on our hands cuz that wold be a really really really bad thing. Also one more question do you kiss Sango at the end of the second movie
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Dear,Anou…no matter how mad Sango would get I highly doubt she would go so far as to kill me. She would be distraught if I were gone. *grins* Well….It only lasted for a second but yes, and it was pure bliss, until she struck me.
Miroku |
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Dear Miroku,Why are you soooooooooooooooooooooooo weird?
Jennifer |
Dear Jennifer,Weird? I am not weird I am a perfectly normal monk that follows the ways of Buddha. *sighs*
Miroku |
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Dear Miroku,AWw. . .*grins* that's sweet. . kinda. . except the fact that you are always GROPING HER! SO you really tihnk she'll marry you?
not in the way you are now. . .I KNOW! I'll teach you how to be a gentlemen!!*grins* NO matter what you say I'm gonna help ya!
Oh, and by the way, I kind of realized that I don't love ya afterall^^Yes, as a friend but I have an idea of the type of guy
I want and well, you aren't it^^; Okay, first of all, stop groping women and asking them to bear your child! YOU ARE A MONK!
You give monks a bad name! Except chichiri, no matter what you do he'll always be the best monk^^
Rei-Chan |
Dear Rei-chan,
*sighs* I just do as how I was taught when I was younger. And I do not always grope Sango, there are times when she is bathing with Kagome-sama and times when she is sleeping where I do not grope her. When she is eating I don’t grope her when she is fighting I don’t grope her…. Sango: Houshi-sama your too kind…*sweatdrops* …..And I don’t grope her while I’m groping other women and asking them to bear my child! *gets smacked by hiraikotsu* itai….Okay If I am a gentleman then Sango will not hit me anymore so I guess I shall enroll in gentlemen classes, of course after we defeat Naraku.
Miroku and Sango |
Dear Miroku,Why do you always ask women to bare your child. Why don't you ever ask me-err Sango? After all, I love yo- i mean she must like you! Won't you ask me-er her?
Sango I mean umm UNKNOWN PERSON!! |
Dear Baka Youkai,You can not be Sango because she would have no reason to write a letter to me admitting her feelings! YOU MUST BE A YOUKAI!!! *prepares to use Kazanna* I would know my lovely Sango anywhere…Your hair is much to dark and her chest area is nicer than yours! *growls* How dare you impersonate my lovely Sango..
Miroku |
Dear Sango,Can I play with Kirara? onegai?
Hikari |
Dear Hikari, Hai *Kirara runs over to play* Make sure to be nice to her.
Sango |
Dear Inu GumiOk, I want to know..Which one of you is the most COOLEST?!?!NOW DON'T LIE!!!!
CT |
Dear, CTSango: Anou…Kagome-chan why is this person asking which one of us is the coolest? Does that mean the one that feels cold… *blinks confused* Miroku: ah…Sango…If your ever feeling cold I’ll gladly warm you up..*grins, trying to hug Sango and gets smacked* Kagome: Well… Inu Yasha would have to agree the he is the coolest..and I would agree with him. Koga-kun would disagree of course and say he is the coolest and Sesshoumaru-sama wouldn’t be bothered by the question. Shippou and Kirara would probably not really care one way or the other although Kirara is fond of Sango-chan and Shippou seems to enjoy Miroku-sama’s company. And although she won’t admit it I’m sure Sango-chan finds Miroku-sama to be the coolest and he would definitely agree that she is the coolest. As you can see were far from a consensus on this matter…
Inu Gumi |
Dear Inu Gumi,Typo-chan!! PLEASE tell me you did NOT just show the Inu-Gumi fanfiction!! Susuu: Well, as long as they didn't see... ahem... certain ones... all is well,right? Stop being so naiive, Suusuu!! *Sigh* ALL of them are... less than in-character... especially the... well... *Slight blush* Susuu: You have such a sick mind!Not sick... concerned for their mental state. I am SO sorry, Inu Gumi... And,unless you are feeling mildly suicidal, do not read the ones labeled...labeled... Susuu: Quick like ripping off a Band-Aid, Dewey-dono. They need to know.L-labeled...!! Susuu: DO IT, DEW SHAN!!INCEST!!! DEAR RA!!! *Bangs head on computer table* *Weakly* T-there... I said it... Susuu: *Patting Dew Shan on the back* There, there... it's not your fault certain individuals think that Inuyasha and Sesshomaru have good chemistry...*Cringe* Wrong... so very wrong...
Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu |
Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu,Miroku: *blinks* That is just wrong… anou… *sees Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru going off to kill certain fanfic writes..* I need to help Kagome-sama stop those two….not that they could really get to your world but…they’re two very stubborn youkai and must be stopped before any innocent lives are taken.
Inu Gumi |
Dear Miroku,why do you always ask people to bare your child?
autumn |
Dear autumn,Ah…this is a very simple question for me to answer. I must ask my infamous question because If I do not defeat Naraku my air void could kill me. So, I must have an heir to continue my family line.
Miroku |
Dear Miroku,Hey, you're pretty cute. Mind telling me a bit about yourself?I've only watched the first couple of episodes of inuyasha before we got cable taken away::What a tradgedy
Julie-Su |
Dear Julie-Su,*grins* Hai, hai. *thinks for a second* I enjoy women, sake, defeating youkai and watching Sango and Kagome-sama bathe. Sango: What was that Houshi-sama? * Hiraikotsu is getting dangerously close to his head* Miroku: Ano….I ment to say I enjoy women, sake, defeating sake and….ano…..*the boomerang gets closer…* traveling with my companions that would never hit me with a boomerang? Sango: ^^ Now that’s a much better answer!
Miroku and Sango |
Dear Sango,Hello. I like your battle outfit, by the way. Where did you get it?Anyway, doesn't being aroung Inuyasha annoy you? Do you have a crush on Miroku?You sure act like you do. What is the meaning of life?
Megan |
Dear Megan,*bows* Arigatou I got it from the villagers that made our Taijia outfits. Inuyasha doesn’t annoy me unless he makes Kagome mad and she leaves…but that makes me more mad than annoyed. A crush…on Houshi-sama…*blushes* I do think he has… nice qualities…if he wasn’t such a pervert.. Ano…I don’t really know what the meaning of life is… gomen.
Sango |
Dear Shippou and Kirara,Shippou: How do you manage to annoy me almost as much as Inuyasha does? Why is your head so big? If both your parents were such beutiful foxes, how did you end up the way you are. What is the meaning of life? Kirara: You're so cool! I want a pet like you So, which of the rest of the group do like the most? The least? What is the meaning of life?
Megan |
Dear Megan,Shippou: My head isn’t big…..your mean! *starts to cry and runs to Kagome* Kirara: Mew? *goes and curls up on Sango’s lap* Mew!
Shippou and Kirara |
Dear Sango,Susuu: Stupid link!! Work or face my wrath!!Your wrath wouldn't scare a Catholic schoolgirl. Susuu: Fine, be that way. *Pokes computer screen angrily* Work or face Dewey-dono's wrath!!*Rolls eyes* Just ask for another link, baka. Susuu: ...Kay!! *Goes to send this letter* (Susuu: Whoa... flashback sequence...)
Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu |
Dear, Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu,*bows* gomen ne I think Micheru fixed the link so it will work now. If it still doesn’t try this one: http://www.anzwers.org/free/msfics/episode132.htm *bows again*
Sango |
Dear Miroku,Why are you such a freakin lech? What the hell does Dew Shan see in you? Why do I have to keep admitting to myself how cute you are? Why ARE you so cute? Will you marry Dew Shan? And, what is the meaning of life?
Megan |
Dear Megan,I am not a lecher I just do what is needed to keep my family line going so that if I do not defeat Naraku in time my family line will continue. *sighs* I guess what most girls see in me is my charming personality and obvious good looks Sango: Houshi-sama sure doesn’t have a self esteem problem…now does he..? …There is only one woman in my heart that I would wish to marry and currently I can not worry about such things, my main goal is to destroy Naraku. The meaning of life…ano…for me the meaning of life is to defeat Naraku and have many children (at least 10 or 20) with the girl I marry! Miroku |
Dear Miroku,you know your sexy dont you
marie |
Dear marie,*grins* Hai, arigatou *bows* Will you bear my….*notices Hiraikotsu nearing his head*…I mean…I’m glad I have fangirls?
Miroku |
Dear Inu Gumi,how hard of a time do you guys have keeping up with eachothers emotions, outbursts and *clears throught* attempts at realationships. i dontknow how you deal with it all
marie |
Dear marie,Miroku: Well Kagome-sama handles Inu Yasha’s “emotions outbursts” and other things that cause trouble for us with her “osuwari” command. As for the “attempts at relationships” It’s hard for Kagome-sama’s and Inu Yasha’s to work out well with his bad temper and attitude plus Kouga’s random appearances. Now, Sango and I have a perfect relationship built on strong trust and respect for eachother. Sango: We do not..*she blushes and sighs* Houshi-sama and I would have a better relationship if he would STOP groping me and asking random village girls to bear his child. As for emotions… between Kagome and I we talk about our problems during bathtime… *Miroku interrupts her* Miroku: And I take note of anything useful, if I’m close enough to hear it. *notices Sango and Kagome giving him death glares* Anou….maybe I should just go over here….*sneaks away*
Inu Gumi |
Dear Sango,Hi Sango!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just want to tell you that i think that you are really cool and that you are very pretty!! I was wondering if you would be able to kill a demon for me that is living in my closet? He has been bothering me for some time now and i have no idea what to do. So i would really love it if you could get rid of it for me.
Magleedalia |
Dear Magleedalia,, *blushes* Arigatou.. I’ll take care of the youkai for you. *throws hiraikotsu at the closet and kills the youkai* If you ever have a problem again feel free to ask. *smiles* Its nice to have a fan.
Sango |
Dear Miroku,Hello Miroku! How are you doing this fine well..^^() rainy spring day? I was just wondering if you would like to join me Sango and a bucnh of other people in a game of truth or dare?
Magleedalia |
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Dear Magleedalia,
Ah…the title of the game sounds…interesting..Hai *smiles* as long as Sango is there.
Miroku |
Dear Miroku,*Beep*...This is a test of the emergency broadcast system... if you are reading this message, Dew Shan of Egypt is busy telling all of her friends, aquaintances, and complete strangers that Houshi-sama groped her... she is in shock... but didn't dislike the expiriance... a very complicated emotion that only she could pull off... Susuu is laughing too hard to write to Houshi-sama... perhaps later, Dew Shan of Egypt will come up with a witty reply to Houshi-sama's action... but in the meantime...This has been a test of the emergency broadcast system..
Dew Shan of Egypt's Computer Program |
Dear Dew Shan of Egypt’s Computer Program,*smirks* Ah…I love having fan girls! Now if only Sango would be a fan girl of mine…then I would get to do all of the groping I want…with out that boomerang hitting me, or a smack across the face. I do believe I like it here.
Miroku |
Dear Miroku,I implore you to answer my query, O Most Marvelous of Monks: if Sango started to cast flirtatious glances towards other, less attractive men, what would your reaction be? Jealousy? Anger? Urge to fill the void with food? Please, O Unbearably Hunky Houshi, reply as fast as you deem fit.
Wishing She was In Houshi’s Arms Rather Than In Front Of A computer |
DearWishing She was In Houshi’s Arms Rather Than In Front Of A computer,Jealousy yes, Anger yes….but I would be happy to know that she was happy. That is more important than her being with me, especially if being with me would make her un-happy.
Miroku |
Dear Miroku,Why is it that you hit on other girls when you can just try on Sango every time?!! She’s your main target isn’t she?!! Ask her to marry you and get it over with!!!!!!
Ayame |
Dear Ayame,Sango is harder to win over than most women. If I only hit on her then, I wouldn’t ever get anywhere and I would not live up to my reputation. Why don’t I just ask her? Well, for one she has many other things that plague her thought other than what to do about this Houshi. She should not have to trouble herself about what will happen to me. Secondly, she’s very much in denial of her feelings for me.
Miroku |
Dear Miroku,How old are you? I always wanted to know that.
Lil_shippous_girl |
Dear lil_shippous_girl,Rumiko Takahashi at least from what we can find, hasn’t given an age for anyone except Kagome. Micheru and I think that he’s in his late teens- early twenties. But that’s just our guess, he seems to know a lot if he’s any younger than that. ^^()
C-chan |
Dear Miroku,*runs and hugs* I don’t care HOW perverted you are, you’re still a loveable hunk of monk! *kisses on the cheek* You’re just so…so…YOU!
Baka Kitsune |
Dear Baka Kitsune,*grins* Arigatou for the compliment. I’m so glad I’m appreciated. *goes to kiss her back and notices Sango giving him a death glare* Sango: What are you doing Houshi-sama? Eh…heh…*sweat drops and sighs* Why can’t I have fun with my fan girls….?
Miroku and Sango who is aiming Hiraikotsu |
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